30 7 / 2013

Old License Plate Sticker Expiration Date: July 31

New License Plate Sticker: $101

Ticket I’ll get if I don’t have a new sticker by tomorrow: idfk a lot of money

Can’t get a new sticker until I pass my emissions test.

Whyyyy

Gotta go to the testing site now.

And this is why you don’t wait until the last minute to do important shit

10 7 / 2013

My friend and co-worker, Cindy, and I changed a combined total of 70 Chicago City stickers at work today. For those that don’t know, every car that is registered with the city has to get a new sticker every year.

We have 150 cabs.

Tomorrow and friday are gonna be fun.

70 down.
80 to go.

My hand is already kind of hurting from the pressure I have to use on the razor to get the old stickers off.

24 6 / 2013

Wrigleyville looks absolutely insane right now

26 5 / 2013

What an articulate young man! 

Asean for Mayor of Chicago

22 5 / 2013

Sorry for clogging your dash. Here’s a list of the 50 schools that will be closed this summer—a majority of which reside on the west and south sides of Chicago. It’s ridiculous. and I feel sorry for all of the children who will be uprooted in this process. 

1. Louis Armstrong Math & Science Elementary School
2. Mary McLeod Bethune Elementary School
3. Arna Wendell Bontemps Elementary School
4. Kate S Buckingham Special Education Center
5. John Calhoun North Elementary School
6. Miriam G Canter Middle School
7. Ana Roque de Duprey Elementary School
8. Robert Emmet Elementary School
9. Nathan R Goldblatt Elementary School
10. Matthew A Henson Elementary School
11. Francis Scott Key Elementary School
12. William H King Elementary School
13. Alfred David Kohn Elementary School
14. Jean D Lafayette Elementary School
15. Guglielmo Marconi Elementary Community Academy
16. Garrett A Morgan Elementary School
17. Near North Elementary School
18. Anthony Overton Elementary School
19. Jesse Owens Elementary Community Academy
20. Ignance Paderewski Elementary Learning Academy
21. Francis Parkman Elementary School
22. Elizabeth Peabody Elementary School
23. Nathaniel Pope Elementary School
24. Betsy Ross Elementary School
25. Songhai Elementary Learning Institute
26. Graeme Stewart Elementary School
27. Lyman Trumbull Elementary School
28. Alexander von Humboldt Elementary School
29. West Pullman Elementary School
30. Granville T Woods Math & Science Academy ES
31. Elihu Yale Elementary School
32. Crispus Attucks Elementary School
33. John P Altgeld Elementary School
34. Benjamin Banneker Elementary School
35. Edward C Delano Elementary School
36. Dumas Technology Academy
37. Enrico Fermi Elementary School
38. Garfield Park Preparatory Academy ES
39. Elaine O Goodlow Elementary Magnet School
40. Victor Herbert Elementary School
41. Robert H Lawrence Elementary School
42. Horatio May Elementary Community Academy
43. William J & Charles H Mayo Elementary School
44. Pershing West Middle School
45. Martin A Ryerson Elementary School
46. Austin O Sexton Elementary School
47. Joseph Stockton Elementary School
48. Williams Multiplex Elementary School
49. Williams Preparatory Academy Middle School
50. Roswell B Mason Elementary School (high school program only)

22 5 / 2013

50 schools.

50 goddamn schools are being shut down by the city. 

I’m so angry 

I don’t even know what to say.

25 4 / 2013

I find it strange that a car service company would get a spokesperson who is known for beating a cab driver up. 
and I just have a ton of problems with Uber and Uberx. 

I find it strange that a car service company would get a spokesperson who is known for beating a cab driver up. 

and I just have a ton of problems with Uber and Uberx. 

(Source: hockeyfact, via flashgorman)

18 4 / 2013

The park at the end of my street is now a lake. 

Peanut got way too close to the water. 

18 4 / 2013

Statue of Death at Graceland Cemetery
(along with a creeped out Caroline)
oh hey you can see my reflection on the limestone.
such a creepy ass statue.

Statue of Death at Graceland Cemetery

(along with a creeped out Caroline)

oh hey you can see my reflection on the limestone.

such a creepy ass statue.

01 4 / 2013

good job, Google

good job, Google

27 3 / 2013

ALL of the Bulls beating the Heat statuses on my facebook.

Wait so what is this about free Big Macs?
Are the two things related?

29 1 / 2013

…I guess we’ve just skipped straight to Spring then.

23 1 / 2013

nevermindthebolex:

“Firefighters finish extinguishing a blaze at an abandoned warehouse on South Ashland Avenue in Chicago. — John J. Kim, Chicago Tribune, Jan. 23, 2013”

holy shit it’s a giant icicle.

(Source: nevermindthebolex)

22 1 / 2013

Third row seats! Who cares that I didnt get to see a third of the set. So worth the price. I saw all the important bits. SSUCH A GOOD SHOW!

Third row seats! Who cares that I didnt get to see a third of the set. So worth the price. I saw all the important bits. SSUCH A GOOD SHOW!

20 1 / 2013

I don’t know what’s the matter with me but

I’ve completely spaced

and only just realized that

I’m seeing The Book of Mormon in TWO DAYS. 

TUESDAY.

HOLY SHIT. 

that is so

freaking

soon