14 12 / 2012
I love Schmidt so much
02 5 / 2012
Am I self-sabotaging? Am I secretly a cylon?
28 3 / 2012
"I don’t go on dates very often, guys my age always want to skip the date and just go right for the gold, which I don’t give them because I’m stingy with my gold… unless they dig for it."
20 3 / 2012
When I’m older and own a house,
I want there to be a study
that smells like Shakespeare
if Shakespeare were a damn cowboy.
There will be chair sweaters.
It will smell like Teddy Roosevelt,
11 3 / 2012
So I’m watching the New Girl Paleyfest panel and they’re talking about Jess/Nick NC-17 rated fanfiction.
So freaking hilarious.